Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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