Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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