You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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