you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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