Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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