I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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