This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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