can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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