we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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