Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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