Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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