I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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