i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Randomize
