they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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