what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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