I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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