Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
