'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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