Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Even my vagina gasped.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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