Umm I'm too high to move.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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