GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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