I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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