I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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