trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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