How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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