We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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