I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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