I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
