when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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