Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You brought string cheese to the strip club
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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