So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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