I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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