she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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