i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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