So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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