We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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