I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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