yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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