I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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