what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
