Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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