That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I could punch you in the face.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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