The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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