if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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