Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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