I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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