Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
420 ftw
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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