your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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