haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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