I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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