Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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