was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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