Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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