i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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