Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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