Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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